Literature
The Witch's Son
When someone goes out of their way to call you a son of a female dog, it's difficult not to correct them and tell them that you are, in fact, the son of a witch, not the rather childish expletive they just used to insult you. And by you I mean me, of course.
In whatever fantasy books you "normal" folk read, you generally don't expect witches to have children unless you're reading those Harry Potter books, which are a rare exception. The witches in those books are rather attractive, and I'm ashamed to say that real witches -- yes, my mother included -- are not. Their hair is usually a really gross shade of gray and is always sticking up in ra
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